We're gonna need a Straight Outta Lethbridge Poster
We’re gonna need a ‘Straight Outta Lethbridge’ Poster

In salute of the #1 movie at the Box Office this week featuring NWA, Vince is Straight Outta Lethbridge.  Lyrics are below so you can rap along:

Straight outta Lethbridge

A radio guy named Vincent

Pumpin’ Rock that is all magnificent

Like Zeppelin and Aerosmith

AC/DC Pearl Jam & Sabbath

I like Zelda & I like math

I’m a nerd that can make you laugh

My sense of humor is kinda dry

It’s like a dart that’s always hitting bulls-eye

Enough about me; how about Rosie

My cohost and my brosie

He likes coolers; that is well known &

Texting and driving with his white iphone

We are here to Bridge City represent

To note the good things and unpleasant

Hurricane force wind but no ocean

Our city hall looks like a toilet bowl

Not a criticism; that is just fact

Let’s find the designer & get our money back

A lotta wind and a lotta seniors

Fro-yo shops and a lotta liquor stores

We got highways 3, 4 and 5

Gotta north, south and a west – but no east side

A city voted boring but we’re gettin’ better

The last town in the world to get a leisure centre

Our valley is coulee and we got rattle snakes

Our summer festival is whoop up days

Count all the churches and you can tell 

Why they call this place the bible belt

#yql on twitter

#what the (beep) #zipper

I love rock but this is my rap

& when it’s all done y’all give me a golf clap

Keep tuning in; get your fix

With Vince N’ Rosie on Rock 106

Every morning, giving you more laughs 

Than traffic lights on mayor magrath

Straight outta Lethbridge

 

Vince N’ Rosie
5:30-9am
Rock106

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